Oh God

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 29-Apr-2005 11:38:10

> A Catholic priest and a nun were
> taking a rare afternoon off and
> enjoying a round of golf. The priest
> stepped up to the first tee and took a
> mighty swing. He missed the ball
> entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
>
> The good Sister told him to watch
> his language.
>
> On his next swing, he missed again.
> "Shit, I missed."
>
> "Father, I'm not going to play with
> you if you keep swearing," the
> nun said tartly.
>
> The priest promised to do better
> and the round continued. On the
> 4th tee, he misses again. The usual
> comment followed.
>
> Sister is really mad now and says,
> "Father John, God is going to
> strike you dead if you keep swearing
> like that."
>
> On the next tee, Father John
> swings and misses again. "Shit, I
> missed."
>
> A terrible rumble is heard and a
> gigantic bolt of lightning comes out
> of the sky and strikes Sister Marie
> dead in her tracks.
>
>
> And from the sky comes a booming voice .......
>
> "Shit, I missed."

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 30-Apr-2005 22:44:45

lol!

Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 10:43:22

Lol.

Post 4 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 15:20:49

Great one!!! I love that!!! Lol!!